Children of the Future...

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Good Lord!

People, people! How many times do you have to be told? You micromanage your kids into oblivion, you end up with pale, nervous asthmatic accountants repairing tiny robots on the moon.

...Calling you constantly in tears from cel phones that were implanted in their heads back in 2014 so you could keep track of them on the long drive to school.

...And did I mention they'll be chemically dependant on hand sanitizer?