EDIT: This is a poorly-rendered post-it doodle of my portfolio being used as bait to lure in unsuspecting folk to read it and therefore hire me. It's not a noose. EVERYONE, I HAVE NOT DRAWN A NOOSE. Thank you.
Anyone wanna hire me? I can draw stuff and I promise I'm not a jerk. I need money to pay for my sick cat and my fucked-up car. Thanks.